April 20th, 2025 | Author: Landon Melton & Bryan K.
Me and Bryan saw a turtle.
A turtle.
It was a turtle.
It is a turtle.
She got brain damage.
She rescued.
Queen.
She hit her head.
Bonk.
Turtle with no brain.
Constantly hitting her head.
No thoughts to be had.
April 14th, 2025 | Author: Landon Melton
When Alexandopher first arrived at his new home, he was barely a shadow of himself. His delicate, pale-white fins shimmered faintly as he floated in the water. Petco had been kind to him in some ways, but the bustling tanks full of strangers had left him subdued. Yet I saw promise in his quiet beauty, welcoming him into the carefully curated aquatic haven with open arms. It was here that Alexandopher began his transformation.
Seconds turned into hours, and Alexandopher's pale hues gave way to an extraordinary bloom. His fins unfurled like silk in the water, radiating shades of regal purple and electric blue. It was as though he had discovered his true self in the loving embrace of his new home. Alexandopher had become a true gem, the pride of the tank. And he was not alone in this journey—for beside him was his steadfast companion, Snail.
Snail had always been the quiet observer, inching across the glass walls with determination. Together, Alexandopher and Snail established harmony in their aquatic realm. They tended to the plants and maintained order—or so they thought. But soon, the delicate balance of their world was disturbed.
Unbeknownst to them, the aquatic plants had brought unwelcome guests: the nuisance snails. Hundreds of them! These invaders, bold and relentless, began their campaign to overthrow Alexandopher’s territory. With their sheer numbers, they threatened to suffocate the once-thriving ecosystem.
But Alexandopher was no ordinary fish. He was a leader, a warrior in vibrant armor. He partnered with Snail, who proved an unlikely hero—despite his unassuming demeanor, Snail was deeply invested in defending their home. The duo launched their mission against the invaders, developing strategies to reclaim control. Alexandopher patrolled the borders of the tank, while Snail worked tirelessly to limit the nuisance snails' spread. Their efforts were brave, but the invaders' numbers seemed endless.
It was then that Landon intervened, introducing a formidable ally: the assassin snail. Stealthy and efficient, the assassin snail quickly proved itself an invaluable addition to the team. With the three defenders working in harmony, the tide began to turn. Slowly but surely, Alexandopher's aquatic realm was restored to its former glory, the nuisance snails retreating in defeat.
Today, Alexandopher glides through his tank with pride, his vivid colors a testament to his resilience and courage. Snail continues his diligent patrols, and the assassin snail watches over them like a quiet guardian. Together, they’ve rebuilt their home—a testament to teamwork and determination. The invaders may have been bold, but they underestimated the strength of Alexandopher and his friends. And in their little aquatic corner of the world, peace reigns once more.
